Welcome to the Grump Shop! We have two lines of products: Grump Shop gamer gear - handsome designs inspired by all walks of game - and 8-Bit Jesus - my irreverent retro take on the man himself. Some get confused into thinking Game Grump a Christian site. We're not - but that doesn't stop 8-Bit Jesus from being awesome. [ Post Shop Suggestions ]
8-Bit Jesus Crossgamer: Just like an athlete who crosstrains in several sports, 8-Bit Jesus is in command of all classic NES outfits.
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Jesus Saves Before The Final Boss: 8-Bit Jesus springs into action against the Devil himself. Snag this
action-packed design, ripped from the old NES game you wish existed!
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8-Bit Jesus Biblical Powerups: Walk on Water, Mud-Fu, Healing Touch, a donkey mount and more: Jesus' classic biblical powerups from his upcoming hit retro game.
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8-Bit Jesus: The Original 8-Bit Jesus shirt. The Christian savior in retro glory. With sight-restoring mud-fu action!
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Combat 2600 "Life is Unfair": The historic most-unfair pairing in multiplayer game history! Atari 2600 Combat: Three little biplanes versus the one huge clunky biplane. Sweet.
As long as you're not the one huge clunky biplane.
No More Moves!: Bejeweled is an addiction for many. And for them, nothing is more memorable than that bitter 'game over' phrase, "No More Moves." Display your addiction proudly!
High Poly Count: Show proudly just how well-rendered you are. Expertly 3D modelled!
But mind the draw distance. "Hey there... mind if I pop in?"
GodTris (Redesigned!): A classic game, a Christian theme, perfectly merged. Enjoy this Tetris-inspired Christian video game design. Jesus just fits.
Game Grump IV: A poster expressing our site attitude. Obvious GTAIV influence, high-res digital painting, and a hearty entree of Mega Man. Simmer
for ten minutes and serve at 24" x 36", or other handy sizes.
'Sign of the Cross' Combo: There is no video game combo more powerful than Up Down Left Right.
Game Grump Logo: The Grump Skull. We like
our mascot.
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